Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 October 10, 2015

spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 06, 2020

Revolution Boner

- When a person gets excited, or gets a "Revolution Boner" after watching a documentary or propaganda for a specific cause.

That Anonymous video gave me a Revolution Boner! Lets go overthrow some tyrant governments!

by Kfz July 10, 2013

Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 29, 2016

Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.

"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"

by leeislove April 04, 2015

crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner

"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"

by Cringe nation October 07, 2015

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018