An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
Get the Assholemug. You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
Get the bleach the pig's assholemug. an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.
or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
by dababy convertable July 20, 2021
Get the assholemug. Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023
Get the Asshole type hatmug. Your an asshole
by Qwertiou! September 4, 2018
Get the Assholemug. 
by claire╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ November 4, 2020
Get the assholemug.