by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017
It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.
Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...
by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014
The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.
Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.
How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.
How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.
by Logster48 April 08, 2017
Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 07, 2018
A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
by Poepholl Pilot February 14, 2019
When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.
I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 06, 2023
When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.
by AnalGolfPro March 14, 2019