Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind

ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm

by MasterBJB March 09, 2018

wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat

The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.

by Dlctionarydotcom January 01, 2015

Razor wank

When you jack off with razorblades

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank

by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 03, 2010

Titty wank

A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.

Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.

by Ultimate guitar November 07, 2018

yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug

I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago

by James Brucellosis March 25, 2016