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Jake

jake is a fresh fly ass nigga, he think he know how to dress and spends money on the most weirdest clothes but he got that on, he’s money loaded & is based af. Jake is gangster as fuck and stays on Roblox dissing niggas and plays skate 3 till 4 am, He the biggest troll and is funny afffff!!!! Jake stay strapped even thru tha darkest nites
Girl: is that a Jakester

Me: yurp he got that on

Girl: yeah he’s so based….

Me: I’ll let him kno

Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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jake bragg

An apsolute fuck that lives in rhapsody victoria and loves chilling with the hyland (hytown) homies. He has lots if susy tricks up his sleave and is a pretty good sulker. BetaCuck!!!
Anyone know that jake bragg kid? Yeah hes sus
by John mcgangstebdbd March 14, 2017
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jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
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Jake Paul

*Unsubscribes* *Subscribes to PewDiePie*
I UNSUBSCRIBES TO THAT INFECTIOUS DISEASE *JAKE PAUL*
by ooftimsocute February 24, 2019
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Jake

That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair
Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022
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Jake

jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.
i think i love jake”

“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart
by depressedhun October 22, 2019
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jake

jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.
by jake with cake September 6, 2021
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