Ohio Human Exchange

The city of Toledo, Ohio.

Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020

human skunk

When someone farts in your face

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty

by J Slasher September 25, 2019

human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Fentipede

A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.

I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”

by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025

human

a living thing

I am a human.

by An Urban Dictionary User October 27, 2018

Human

(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."

by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021