two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.

gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!

by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011

Sliding on a prawn sandwich

Having sex with a bunch of men with small penises

Girl 1: How is your hoe phase going girl?
Girl 2: Not too good girl, I'm sliding on a prawn sandwich

by everett-moses August 24, 2022

Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

burnt cheez sandwich

a really dark uncircomsized dick

sexting a mexican.... you send him a picture of your vagina ......... he sends you a picture of his penis aka >burnt cheez sandwich< and it's really black and small and it looks like it has no life.

by luney toon March 21, 2011

Nigga Cheek Sandwich

To make your homie's booty into a sandwich.

"Hey man you need to come over to my crib so I can turn you into a nigga cheek sandwich".

by Ryan Deyo June 29, 2022