Ass Babies

The little rolled up pieces of toilet paper that occur after wiping.

After Katy uses the restroom, there's always ass babies that collect in a pile on the floor.

by Qfcho February 24, 2025

ass

a cannon used to fling shit like a deranged primate

"I shot the teacher with my ass after she told me to go to detention."

by shadow friends! June 17, 2022

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing

logan paul is an ass hat

by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018

bitch-ass motherfucker

annoying one, of the female gender, that fucks their mom.

"he was a bitch-ass motherfucker"

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Jitterbug ass whoppin

Receiving an ass whoppin by a aperson or group of people jumping up and down and kicking the victim.

You keep messing with me you are going to get a jitterbug ass whoppin.

by Zcharles January 30, 2017