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Ass Appreciation Day

Ass Appreciation Day is 7/22. It’s the day we’re you it is ok and in couraged to compliment and appreciate asses.
Babe you know I really appreciate you ass and all the happiness it brings be. I just thought I’d mention it because it’s Ass Appreciation Day.
by Lamborghini.18 July 22, 2019
mugGet the Ass Appreciation Daymug.

Ass fam

A family of shit-filled ass wipes who reuse bath water and have orgys with grandmas
Look at that ass fam, they live in such a dump!
by PutnamShice12 October 15, 2021
mugGet the Ass fammug.

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
mugGet the Ass Gravitymug.

Bangin ass

When something is good or appealing, typically in the context of food.
by RickyTwoShoes June 27, 2022
mugGet the Bangin assmug.

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
by bingbang420 May 31, 2020
mugGet the Ass queefmug.

asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.
"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"
by Carbine1 February 25, 2012
mugGet the asses in gearmug.

Ass crack yeti

Someone who walks like a yeti but their ass crack is always showing, especially when bending over
Hey look, there's Ass crack yeti again, his ass crack is showing like usual
by Xx mechanic October 19, 2025
mugGet the Ass crack yetimug.

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