Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

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Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022

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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

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Kiss my nugget

Originating from the Smiling Friends episode "Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)", the term is a gaming industry equivalent of selling out for old well-beloved franchises that had no major entries in a long time, with only recent official appearances being insignificant paid DLCs or cosmetics for modern, usually free-to-play titles, instead of getting a new entry in the franchise, i.e. this franchise had to kiss a nugget.

I suppose Gwimbly can be a skin in the new Troglor game if you... kiss my nugget!

by Laybox April 9, 2024

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