December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)

National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow

by anonymous October 23, 2022

Bullying Dexo Day

Every year on the 29th of December, we bully the discord user Dexoo_ for his majestic ways of banter.

Oi you skanks, it's Bullying Dexo Day tomorrow, who's looking forward to that?

by TDSPDP December 28, 2022

WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019

International Lock Toes Day

on the fourth of july lock toes with you best bud.

Hey Jess can’t wait to lock toes later tomorrow on international lock toes day
Jess: yeah me to it’s gonna be awesome

by Jdawg436 November 21, 2020

Homies day

On April 11th everyone, no matter what gender or age must go out with the homies. To do anything fun or intresting with the homies.

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to the movies with the homies?"

Person 2: "Nah im fine."

Person 1: "Its April 10th, Homies day."

by jellyfishquavis April 8, 2022

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your girl and show her how much you mean to her. Make her smile!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022