Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021

Dick

Drink water o13f has a massive dick

Wow that's such a huge dick mr drinkwater

by Drink water o13f June 15, 2021

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

Dick

A pipeline

I went to suck the water out of the dick

by TheDictionaryDiction June 16, 2021

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021