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cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you
hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!
by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023
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Dick’s Hip Flap

A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.
Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.

The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.

You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls
by Guruji Irv April 21, 2018
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Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.
I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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Dick rider

Someone who literally won’t get off your dick and mind their business.
I’m tired of coming in the office everyday and Danny being a dick rider.
by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.
by JUSTIN SYDHER March 30, 2022
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Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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