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if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
mugGet the if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDSmug.

ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
mugGet the ass cupmug.

Vice Ass Hoe

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.

Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
mugGet the Vice Ass Hoemug.

ass of fame

when a guy has your bootypics in his "my eyes only" you are in the ass of fame, kind of like the "hall of fame" you are in the ass of fame for your poppin pics
Kristina is in Joseph's ass of fame yo.
by ass of fame May 17, 2017
mugGet the ass of famemug.

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
mugGet the Don't be looking at my assmug.

national grab ass day

on april 11th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by asofhas June 17, 2019
mugGet the national grab ass daymug.

Bitch ass nigga

A nigga who a bitch and wont stfu
by Amalol May 1, 2022
mugGet the Bitch ass niggamug.

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