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My Avi.

I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.
you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.
by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023
mugGet the My Avi.mug.

Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
mugGet the Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!mug.

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160
by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021
mugGet the my real name?mug.

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
by ascendedbread May 5, 2023
mugGet the My kidnapper ate my trafficmug.

MY PRETTY PRINCESS

OMGOMGOMG I LOVE HER SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOO MUCHES SHE IS MY EVERYTHING MY LIFE MY WORLD MY UNIVERSE SHE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HER OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES SO BEAUTIFUL PRETTY CUTE GORGEOUS HOT AND PERFECT I LOVE YOU P <3
by ImadeItFinally January 14, 2024
mugGet the MY PRETTY PRINCESSmug.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.mug.

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
mugGet the Don't Cum In My Lungsmug.

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