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wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022
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marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.
"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."
by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015
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Dick snot

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time
I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists
He was a dick raper
by Kk ligma July 7, 2019
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Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!
by Taking the high road June 8, 2025
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Suzy dick breaker

Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.
Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .
by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022
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