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My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it
ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!
by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023
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The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name
by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021
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Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
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Nic Dick

When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.
"Bro when I first got my Juul, every time I got domed I'd get Nic Dick."
by Slaughter your Daughter October 8, 2018
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Dick

The source of pleasure for many women, usually attached to a male.
Girl: Hey honey can u show me ur dick?
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.
by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020
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Dick O'Toole

1 The title given to a complete dick wad. If someone pisses you off, call them a Dick O'Toole and they will get the message.

2 A word commonly used to offend someone
Bully - "You are fat"
Geek - "Atleast I'm not a Dick O'Toole"
Bully - "You have disgraced me.. WAHH"
by *Dr. Evil*** October 12, 2008
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Dick

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ღ✞☬fem☬✞ღ#6703 is a dick
by Zvuls April 23, 2022
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