National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

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10k day

One’s 10,000 day alive. This occurs at the age of 27 and a bit.

Me: Hey Jack, when are we celebrating your 10k day?
Jack: It’s already been. I didn’t celebrate and I’m devastated.
Me: Bummer, I’d be gutted!

by Festival Jez March 6, 2019

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National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020

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International Fuck a Femboy Day

June 21th is the International Fuck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy : I can't believe tomorrow is the international fuck a femboy day. I've been waiting all year for this day!
Femboy: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this?
Guy: Heck yes! I’ll be there!

by CutelittlebratUwU June 21, 2025

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National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

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Dingus of a day

When a kid shits in a sandbox and you have to grab it out with gloves and then a kid throws a chair at you twice followed by bleeding through your pants completely and having to wait an hour and a half to go home and change and come back to work.

Cecilia had a real dingus of a day and Jacob would do anything to put a smile on her face

by notjacobsrslynotjacob April 16, 2019

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