Dick rider

Someone who literally won’t get off your dick and mind their business.

I’m tired of coming in the office everyday and Danny being a dick rider.

by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak June 14, 2016

Van Dick Arrid

A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness

Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus

by v0ndyke June 8, 2021

Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.

I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.

Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

by JUSTIN SYDHER March 30, 2022

Dick

Most often used to describe a spanish teacher. Or can be my favourite dessert to have on Wednesday nights.

Grace: i hate my spanish teacher

Bill: I know he is such a dick
Or
Bill: You want some dick this Wednesday

Grace: Could really do with some of that sweet stuff right now

by Bigdickbillll May 24, 2022