Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.
by dick e July 16, 2020

by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.
by The guy September 13, 2016

by wannabe.cutie April 4, 2020

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
