Poob Ass

When your shit is so sticky you cannot wipe it out with toilet paper.

Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!

Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!

by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025

Frog’s Ass

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.

Hey look at Patty, she’s got a Frog’s Ass.

by dick e July 16, 2020

Pain in the assness

A person who is so annoying, you have to make up a word.

Wow, my science teacher is such a pain in the assness.

by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017

Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

by The guy September 13, 2016

ass

a finn, ole, jacob, and/or a big mouthed person

don’t be like finn, he’s such and ass

by wannabe.cutie April 4, 2020

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025