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Not me

Person 1: Hey Dick!
Me: I'm not Dick

by Below average joe April 7, 2023

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What I stuck in your mom

"Hey Bro. I fucked your mom with my dick."

"Bro wtf?"

"I'm now your dad."

by Jaystar 💙 March 4, 2022

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dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

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'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker.

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

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Dick-dap

A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.

Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”

by MovieCCC April 17, 2021

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