National slap ass day

You have to slap your crush ass on december 6th

: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day

by Bountyhunterd12 December 5, 2019

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Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

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Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone

Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.

by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018

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Ass puppet

When a person only says what their “puppet master” would say as a response… like the “master” has his arm up the “puppet’s” ass and is working its mouth with their hand.

JD Vance is just Donald Trump’s ass puppet.

by T-sen October 2, 2025

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