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Thomas

This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
mugGet the Thomasmug.

Thomas ward

Thomas ward: "says something annoying"
Hannah: "omg shut up you are so annoying"
by Akisrolling May 2, 2021
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Thomas D’Lima

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.
Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says
by Ausman98 January 12, 2022
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Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny
Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
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Jayden R Thomas

The largest of the large. If I had a dollar for every pound she weighed I could make everyone billionaires. Any food left unattended especially ice cream will be decimated.
-Hey man did you see that girl destroying her meal?
-Yeah dude she looked like Jayden R Thomas
by happyproudrainbow June 22, 2025
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Thoma

The housekeeper for the Kamisato Clan in Genshin Impact. Big tiddied, good hearted guy who is the absolute embodiment of a malewife.

This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.

He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.

Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.

In other words, ultimate husband material.
Holy shit Thoma can fuck me any day he’d treat me so right”

“Omg I know I want his children so bad”
by moon_diver April 24, 2022
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