Super straight

Transphobic people that try to justify their transphobia.

Dude1: I identify as super straight
Dude2: so you're transphobic?

Dude1: no I only date people born as a woman
Dude2: ah okay I understand, you're just an idiot, got it!

by ABitchneedsanap March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight refers to anyone who only dates cis people of the opposite gender, which is literally the vast majority of Heterosexuals, especially those of us born before 2010. Only on the internet would this even be an issue.

Blake: "If you refuse to date Trans people you're transphobic! 'Super Straight' is an excuse for bigotry screw your boundaries."

Thomas: "10 years ago this wasn't even an issue what the hell is wrong with you. Please just let me live my life"

by MA94 March 23, 2021

Super dooper

A 'super dooper' occurs when an individual takes (specifically) boot laces and ties them together. The individual then ties large knots down the length of the laces. The individual then places the laces in another individual's rectum.

My old lady and I were having some fun, then it got crazy and she gave a a super dooper! It was super:D

by J Styles December 5, 2012

Super Straight

If your sexuality is based on the ability to have biological children with your partner then you identify as Super Straight. If either partner is infertile and a donor egg or sperm is required, both partners can declare their sexuality to be Super Straight as the intent to have biological children is still there. If both partners are infertile and choose to adopt a child, both partners can declare their sexuality as super straight as their intention would have been to have biological children if possible

I want to go on a date with a super straight partner that I can have biological children with

by all4equality March 9, 2021

Super Bryon

A waste of air that wants to sodomize every father figure he see's.

If I was Super Bryon I'd fuck Andy's dad all day and night.

by philthyphil420 July 27, 2009

SUPER SPREADER

Usually a person of athletic flexibility in the upper leg areas, together with a preferred horizontal axisymmetric position. Can be used to lure and capture prey and often include the exchange of bodily fluids.

Insert name had demonstrated super spreader behaviour... insert examles

by WontedPoem3 September 30, 2020

Super straight

The super straight society was made for all straight people attacked by the lgbtq+ community and was made to show how toxic and immature the lgbtq+ community is because they make up genders based on sexual preferences so if a straight person does it there should be no issue. The lgbtq+ community spreads hate in our society that we need to fix.

Dude 1:Yo look she hot.
Dude 2:yo dude she trans Im super straight I'm not into that.
Dude 1:true facts let's dip

by anonymous March 10, 2021