sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

by The Gaming Canadian July 03, 2020

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by November 29, 2022

Sleep

Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping

Boy : do you like sleeping?

Girl : Yeah!!

Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!

by jjisntcool March 27, 2022

Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.

There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.

by Rodney Cobbletop December 13, 2010

SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation)

Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.

“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”

by SwiftFPS December 01, 2023

Sleeping dozer

Someone that sleeps a lot.

Person 1: "hi!'
Person 2: "youre such a sleeping dozer, you slept the entire carnival!"
Person 1: "oh"

by VersionTwo February 08, 2025

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 07, 2020