Rule # -14

Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.

unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.

Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!

by Dicktion mastah November 1, 2010

Road Rules

1.) Rules of the road.
2.) "ROAD RULES" a popular reality tv show (on mtv) portraying the lives of six strangers in a van driving to various locations trying to win challenges.

"Throw out the rules. These are the road rules!"

by ignacio July 21, 2003

pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

by Traitor Joe September 26, 2008

Rule 257

If a tweet exists, it'll be stolen by an onlyfans shill to promote their lousey onlyfans.

Jacob: Yo did you see the Retweet that The Horny Police on Twitter made?
John: No what did he Retweeted?
Jacob: He Retweeted again a girl, who stole a tweet from another person, just to promote her lousey onlyfans.
John:"sigh" So it was Rule 257, yet Again? We are living in trying times.

by Kok0ri October 1, 2021

rule 88

Internet rule of if it exists there's vore of it.

Person 1: Disgusting what is this
Person 2: That's rule 88
Person 1: huh what's that
Person 2: If it exists there's vore of it

by mitsubasousuke October 25, 2020

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

rule of three

When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.

Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.

by meep January 9, 2005