Noah

The most badass that has a big penis and can get any girl

Hi Noah how are you

by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020

Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.

Wanna go whale watching? Noah stayn right here.

by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019

noah lynch

fat basterd

big red is noah lynch

by BallSackDan May 7, 2023

Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart

Why are you such a Noah

by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019

Noah

a kid who loves to play but be careful he has an attitude. a Noah can be tall and loving but not easy to work with.

Noah is sooo awesome
noah is my brother

by gyfgiyrt November 2, 2018

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

noah

noah is one of those guys who will always attract girls. he’s althetic, honest and very sarcastic. noah can tend to be one of those super pretty boys too. although he may be hot and athletic he still has very much creativity along with passion. he loves his friends and family almost as much as he loves video games.

girl: I can’t stop staring at noah!

girl 2: I know! he’s so hot!

by Carolina<3:) January 8, 2019