boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024

Boobs

A females built in toy

Look she's playing with her boobs

by Smurf penis March 9, 2021

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs

“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Boobs

A slice of heaven on earth

Guy 1: my girl has done nice boobs
Guy 2: must be a slice of heaven on earth

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

high-boob

When Corbyn is going for the high-five but lacks the execution and bumps you in the boob instead.

(An extremely awkward high-five, created by Jeremy Corbyn on national TV)

Jezza gave her the high-boob, perhaps the most awkward encounter I've ever seen.

by 12JV21 March 2, 2022

stupid boob sex

A dumb slut with big boobs

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.

by WADDO October 24, 2023