When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.
Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.
by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025
Get the Garibaldi biscuitmug. "Is that a butta call?"
"What they want? Weed? Girl? Butta biscuits?"
"It's that butta bitch!"
A Mexican that lives downstairs that doesn't speak good english - "Do you have any, how do you say...c-r-r-a-ck?" lmfao....club kevo represent.
"What they want? Weed? Girl? Butta biscuits?"
"It's that butta bitch!"
A Mexican that lives downstairs that doesn't speak good english - "Do you have any, how do you say...c-r-r-a-ck?" lmfao....club kevo represent.
by kmkshakey January 22, 2008
Get the butta biscuitsmug. CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said
by big dick bread January 30, 2017
Get the fat biscuitmug. by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022
Get the Sussy Biscuitmug. by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022
Get the Bourbon biscuitmug. When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025
Get the Spanking Biscuitsmug. 