straight piper

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.

"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"

by Benji Barker March 8, 2008

Super Straight

Its a preference for liking the opposite gender that didnt have a sex or gender change for example if your a trans person and you ask a person if they want to date you and they respond with im sorry im super straight

i prefer the opposite gender without a sex change and that makes me super straight

by TheSuperStraightDefinition March 13, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality that people always say is transphobic but is not because they are being hypocrites because they say that we cannot make and genders or sexualities yet the LGBT community makes thousands more each and every day

Jane: hi I’m super straight

Jamie: don’t you mean super transphobic

Jane: no because phobic is balls in the word phobia which means fear and I’m not scared of trans-people I will just not want to date them and yes it is a preference but you say it’s ok to have a preference but it is being transphobic yet it’s not

Jamie: no you’re just being transphobic

Jane: ignorant

by Cwanja March 19, 2021

Super straight

Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect

Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt

by Webb 131 March 11, 2021

Super Straight

You only like the opposite sex that has been born biologically.

Mario: I love girls, not girls that used to be boys.
Lugii: Oh so that means your super straight!

by NotGoingAgainstNature February 21, 2022

Super straight

Super straight: super straight is when you like someone that is born the gender they currently are

Man 1: Hey do you like this man?

Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.

by King0kell0 March 5, 2021

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020