Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

by *creative name* June 3, 2018

human trafficking

the act of buying humans

jesse pinkman should have invested in human trafficking

by puppetboi124 June 14, 2022

Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 28, 2024

Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023

None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches

I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.

That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019