World human day

December 8th.

World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.

by World human day December 8, 2024

Human Centipeding

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals

The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids

by The decipher March 22, 2021

humans

the other definitions of this were probably wrong too

humans in a positive light were beings that were made by God and/or science created in order to do good for the world and/or heaven if possible

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max

person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”

by lilispad June 15, 2021