face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.

j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo

by gummybear8624 May 16, 2011

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

Litter-Faced

This is when you get so smashed that you begin throwing up. Then, when your friends move you inside to hurl in the toilet, you fall face first in the cat litter box and get it stuck to your face.

Last night Kevin got litter-faced.

by PaulBaker September 18, 2006

vodka faced

The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.

It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.

DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!

by Sea Cow December 10, 2008

Apollo's Face

Refers to the flat hairy spot above the Penis.

People tend to hit Apollo's face while failing to sack tap you.

by Pete Hoyle December 10, 2008

nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.

Hey noob you are a nub face!

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007