Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect guy ever, he doesn’t only have the best looks but his personality is simply amazing, he is total husband material and a massive simp but it’s hard to get him, Ethan is not the smartest guy but definitely the funniest, he might be a little troublemaker but he’ll treat you like a queen

Jessie: Ethan asked me out!!
Layla: Omg Ethan! he is so perfect

by hidxous October 8, 2025

Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

ethan rebel

he's just got a big cock

"Have you ever had an ETHAN REBEL all to yourself?'
"I wish."

by Alistiar March 30, 2017

Ethan

A smoker with tar in his lungs that likes to lick graysens tip while smoking

Ethan loves josh twerking in his face

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Ethan

A little white bitch

Person 1: oh look it’s that little mayo monkey Ethan who gets off to 16 yr olds
Jet: what a bitch

by Fuckboy mel May 2, 2022

Ethan

Ethan the ultimate jit on gang you never gonna catch Ethan lacking in gang on deadass on jitterbuginton on the dead homies

Look at Ethan he’s such a jit

by Jitterbuginton November 23, 2021

Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019