This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !
Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
by troubledemon December 4, 2009
Get the I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !mug. When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.
Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.
Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
by Feedmebacon June 25, 2014
Get the Hot bacon crab dipmug. by Merriam-Webster Soltan February 23, 2011
Get the High-End Fun Dipmug. by Mr. AAAAAAA December 1, 2019
Get the Dip Domp Diddley Doomug. The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.
Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.
by Markytheballa3 April 26, 2010
Get the dip n' sniff testmug. by Issac you fucking dip shit December 3, 2017
Get the ugly fucking dip shitmug. Male slang for sexual intercourse, where "wick" (as in candle-wick) is symbolic for penis, and "dipped" or "dip" symbolizes the in-and-out motion of sexual intercourse.
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example of wick dipped, get my:
Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"
Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."
Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."
(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)
example of wick dipped, get my:
Anxious Sergeant, holding phone: "I have to tell him where the Captain is. Where's the Captain?"
Corporal: "The Captain's getting his wick dipped."
Sergeant, on phone: "Sir, the Captain is getting his wick dipped."
(slight paraphrase from movie THREE KINGS.)
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
Get the wick dipped, get mymug.