Coffey

A random thing on the Internet that likes math and dislikes central Asians.

"Don't be a Coffey, it causes lung cancer."

by C0ffey April 6, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

confeelsion

The state of not knowing whenever you really like someone or the feelings are purely platonic/you just want some fun/you're bored
Past simple form: confeeling

Do i like him? this is so confeeling

I am in a state of confeelsion

by Gem's_definition December 16, 2023

Coffe

A term used with its roots in physiology. It is used to describe the ridge like bumps that line the rectal cavity of bald men

The doctor told me that my coffe has flared up

by Bla7pq December 4, 2023

coffe

Someone who likes to enjoy raping little boys in an extreme manner.

Pronounciation: (coe-fh)

Jerry: Dude there was a bunch of coffes at that McDonald's

Jack: Yeah man I think I might be one

by blackmonkey445 March 3, 2024

Coffélier

A "sommelier" but of the coffee world. A professional in the realm of all-things Coffee.

I hired a coffélier to decide which coffee best suited the party I was hosting. The coffélier found a suitable dark-roast to compliment the occasion: my mother's death.

by coffélier April 20, 2024