The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.
Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."
Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."
Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."
by bridget rowland December 17, 2008
Get the Chris Ryan Diseasemug. 1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.
2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.
2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.
1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."
Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"
2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.
Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"
2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.
by smoothhostility July 23, 2011
Get the Pull a Chris Brownmug. the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock
"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
by iunno January 17, 2008
Get the chris oates complexmug. The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.
by Eye_Witness_ March 5, 2011
Get the Chris King Maneuvermug. The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.
by Skebs January 27, 2010
Get the Chris Brown-Eyemug. Chris TDL Inc is a cooperative include all "Chris TDL" companies, such as Chris TDL AI Project, Chris TDL Council, The Chris TDL Post and Chris TDL Store.
François: How many companies own Chris TDL, Inc. have?
Michel: 4 or 5 for the moment I think.
François: Ok that's cool!
Michel: 4 or 5 for the moment I think.
François: Ok that's cool!
by EdwardVoce April 25, 2021
Get the Chris TDL, Inc.mug. A Singer,Dancer,Songwriter, Athlete, Actor, Philanthropist, and all around amazing human. Some people don’t like him but you can never deny his talent. You look at his situations from the out side and automatically say you dislike him but Chris Brown is not here to entertain us with his personal life nor any entertaining artist. He is here to bring us music and joy. He is here to inspire us and bring out the creativity in us. He is the closest we have to Micheal Jackson. And he will always remain on top. He is strong. He is passionate. He is determined. He’s kind but he does not take anyone’s bs. He’s human. They crucify him constantly thinking that they will push him into the darkness but it only makes him work harder. Ladies and Gentlemen, Grammy award winning artists, Chris Brown.
by Band0baby June 12, 2019
Get the Chris Brownmug.