by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks December 16, 2015
Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"
Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.
Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.
by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008
The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.
Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."
Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."
Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."
by bridget rowland December 08, 2008
1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.
2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.
2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.
1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."
Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"
2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.
Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"
2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.
by smoothhostility July 22, 2011
the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock
"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"
by iunno January 15, 2008
The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.
by Skebs January 28, 2010
The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.
by Eye_Witness_ February 18, 2011