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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
mugGet the Green bubble strugglemug.

No bubble rap around the edges

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.
by SandMan8 February 2, 2017
mugGet the No bubble rap around the edgesmug.

Bubbly girl

The one that everyone always supports and defends in every dispute.
It was about time someone stood up to the bubbly girl instead of for the bubbly girl.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
mugGet the Bubbly girlmug.

Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
mugGet the Donkey Bubblemug.

The Dirty Bubble

An term used to refer to a clitoris or the entire vagina as a whole
“She’s my bestie and the dirty bubble she has is not open for business
by rExodus May 28, 2023
mugGet the The Dirty Bubblemug.

Brown Bubble

An oral sexual act, similar to earning Red Wings, which involves a person licking another person’s anus. However, during this act the recipient either sharts or leaves fecal residue on the other person's mouth and/or lips.
So how did your date go last night; did you get in her pants? Yeah, and I earned my Brown Bubble in the process; I'll never do lick another person's butt ever again.
by Arty1976 June 1, 2018
mugGet the Brown Bubblemug.

Bubbly Catchphrase

The high-calorie foam remnants of a coke that usually include brains, wit, and blueberry jam. It is usually chilled. When served with alcohol, a bubbly catchphrase is very warm, and when warm enough, will respond to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" in a form of the more interpretive than cohesive dance. Crazy Salamanders eat them for breakfast.
Brandon: Do you like coffee?
Chelsea: No, but I like bubbly catchphrases.
by rastaroni March 7, 2010
mugGet the Bubbly Catchphrasemug.

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