Biscuit

Where several guys stand around a KFC biscuit attempting not to be the last one to finish on it. Thus forcing the last to complete this task the enjoyment of eating the newly created dessert.

Queer: Where did you finish playing Biscuit?
Opposing Queer: On top and in the middle.

by SlimJim oh yeah January 27, 2020

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".

That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!

by Mongo10 October 23, 2023

Biscuit Kiss

The act of finishing a round of soggy biscuit with the loser sharing their prize with all of the winners by transferring some of the soaked biscuit via a kiss (similar to part of a snowball kiss)

If we're gonna play soggy biscuit, let's at least do it with a biscuit kiss.

by KamikazeNut July 6, 2021

actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022