michael phelps

one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.

oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard

by prankstess October 17, 2008

Michael Crawford

A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.

Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.

by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj April 9, 2019

michael stephen

The gayest skinniest high schooler who doesn’t know what poon tang is.

I’m Michael Stephen and I love penis.

by Pish April 19, 2018

Michael Jackson

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)

anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.

by missdiggory April 11, 2021

michael o'leary

some fuckin sick cunt that loves Rachel Paull

wow he's such a Michael O'Leary

by tickle my peach July 4, 2016

Michael and Keyla

An amazing couple or friend zone relationship

I can’t believe Michael and Keyla are dating

by Nicek October 7, 2021

michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.

*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”

by GD3RD November 30, 2018