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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018
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who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.
Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)
by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018
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“Who Died??”

a term used for mocking people who wear dark/alt clothing
Uncultured swine: “ Those clothes are so ugly! “Who died??”

Me, an intellectual: “ No one yet!! (:”
by Idk anymoreeeee February 17, 2022
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People who don't dodge

A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers
Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them
by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021
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Who Are You Wearable?

Taken from real life walks on the red carpet for gala events. Prominent attendees are asked Who Are You Wearing? This refers to a specific fashion designer of a dress or any outfit that person maybe wearing.

In the metaverse world (decentraland, sandbox, etc.) articles of clothing are called wearables. So when asking Who Are You Wearable, you are asking or being asked who designed your avatars clothes. This can include shoes, jewelry, body parts such as eyes or hair, hats, and many other accessories. Knowing who designed the item gives designers exposure and others can then search for their collection in a NFT marketplace.
Person #1: Hey, I love that look. Who are you wearable?

Person #2: Thanks. I got it from Goldi Lox. She has some great wearables. You should see her collection.

(Goldi Lox is an actual wearable designer. You can find her wearables in the decentraland marketplace)
by Existential-NoHo June 30, 2022
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PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!
PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

IS THIS

gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.
by Andy the shed August 15, 2022
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