Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Virgin

a person who has never had sex, for example, all the mother fuckers talking about pussy on here.

Person1: I fucking love pussy
Person2: we know, anon, you have told us for the thousandth time already you virgin.

by Ulio99 November 17, 2021

virgin

bossman

bossman = virgin

by bossman = virgin November 20, 2021

Virgin

Someone who listens to Radiohead and weezer

You’re such a virgin

by Tubo1125 October 9, 2021

Virgin

Someone who listens to Radiohead

Radiohead is virgin music

by Tubo1125 October 9, 2021

giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin

Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”

by Big man will October 9, 2021

virgin

Someone who is called James Charles Francis Schmidt, usually found playing Fortnite while inhaling creatine powder with his boy Grim Gaming and Smear Javood.

yo virgin you got the dubs my g, bus man a few bricks of creatine fam.

by mfklefkefke October 20, 2021