cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.

guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

So, I Killed A Toilet

I DON'T KNOW HOW!

"How Are You Doing Today" "Not Good, So, I Killed A Toilet" "WTF"

by Syden102 June 28, 2023

Toilet

(Adjective) to feel toilet

Boy o boy I feel like toilet today

by Heng P. Both February 28, 2023

toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

by doggtorp March 1, 2023

toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in

"i need to go to the toilet"

by minihoot March 13, 2023

Toilet Rage

what you get after eating at taco bell

argh, I got the toilet rage! better get on the throne.

by UrLocalSeagull March 16, 2023

Toilet Splash

when your taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashed on your ass due to the impact.

bro 1 - “bro why is your ass soggy?”
bro 2 - “dude i got toilet splash”

by ilovescout March 21, 2023