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praise-bobs

Referring to the two prophets of the Church of Cannabis, Bob Dylan and Bob Marley. The word is generally used before and during the commencement of any toking.
Father Bob- "Praise-Bobs."

Church attendees- "Bobs be praised, Dave's not here." followed by the appropriate slap, pop, grab.
by pootsie May 5, 2009
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law of bob

This is the law of bob:
If you dont know or cant remember the name of something its name automatically becomes Bob
Hubby- "Hun who's wedding did we meet at again?"
Wife *holy shit! I cant remember* <i>Law of Bob</i> *smile*
"Oh it was Bob's" *shifty eyes*

Dad-"Harry meet my baby girl."
Harry-"Whats her name?"
Dad-"Bob." *shifty eyes followed by a fast get away.*
by Ginkies January 4, 2008
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bob's big boy

A Morrissey fan, usually Hispanic, who has dedicated his life to looking like a greaser, flossing a large cuff on his levis, a huge pomp, some ugly cowboy boots, and black thick rimmed glasses. They think they look like Morrissey, but are out of touch with most other Brit-pop or Manchester music. Many of them, particularly in the L.A. area do not focus so much on the music, but rather on the the style circa Kill Uncle/Your Arsenal.
Person 1: Want to go to the Morrissey concert at the Hollywood Bowl?
Person 2: No, I'd rather see him in Santa Barbara; there aren't as many Bob's big boys there.
by grenyeh69 April 7, 2007
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four man bob

From: Four-Man Bobsleigh
A rapidly-ejected and frictionless poo that shoots round the U bend before you have a chance to admire it.
I would have collected a sample of my stool for you doctor, but unfortunately it was a four man bob
by hobbesy August 22, 2005
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African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.
Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!
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The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.
Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!
by Schon Carr November 29, 2007
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bob dylan

One of the most influential poets and musicians of the 20th century. His songs are characterized by his signature harmonica and raspy voice. His lyrics are brilliant and his music is moving.
Bob Dylan is sexy.
bob Dylan is better than you.
by Morganster January 19, 2008
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