Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum

Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay

by cumfaert August 5, 2021

Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers

“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”

by Shmells January 19, 2023

pee

comes out of the urethra and is normally a light yellow or even clear colour. can be very dark if the person is dehydrated or has a medical condition.

Kat pees a lot. Maybe she's drinking lots of water?

by hawu March 14, 2018

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

The rocks block the rock-pee from the ceiling above.

by Sculkborn August 17, 2024

small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch

bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

by NalaWyu February 24, 2019