Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.

“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”

by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021

kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus

If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.

by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019

old milwaukee light

Americas light beer or Americas best tasting beer. A beer for the real man, the beer almost everyone drank before they were sissified and switched to Busch Light. The original beer of New Riegel, Ohio. A beer that goes good with hunting, fishing and working on your truck and farming or for that matter goes good with every day of the year. Busch Light drinkers act the part but Old Milwaukee light drinkers are the real men.

Sold by the 6 pack of tallboys for the ride home from a hard days work probably welding or a construction job. The 12 pack for the young man who is just figuring out party life and the 30 pack for the manliest of men you keep several of these chilled on hand at home and that 6 pack of tall boys you grabbed at the drive through on the way home from work gets you to them.

Bob: Got a fresh 30 of Old Milwaukee Light can you give me a hand working on the old ford this evening.
Anyone of Bobs friends: hell yeah I can!

by Legend_93 February 14, 2022

Old Man Rimshaw

That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.

Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard

by LolIhavenocluetho July 25, 2020

Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?

Damp old runt a massive cunt

by Clarabella January 7, 2021

Old English Sheepdog

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.

What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020