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Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevin

One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.
Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake
by SkylarWhite575 November 2, 2022
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Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
by Jack Hoff 3000 February 15, 2023
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Kevin Knox

Supposed to be the next best Kevin of the NBA, instead, he's just a PJ tucker kinda guy, minus the d.
Kevin knox, catch, shoots, fires, AND HITS.
by URBANSPIDER December 21, 2021
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Kevin

A Kevin is a member of Evan and Katelyn; Evan and Katelyn Gaming; Evan and Katelyn 2; etc. The name was chosen for supporters because of the phonetic combination of their names.

E.g. EvaN KatElyN = KEVIN
Hello Kevin’s!
I’m a Kevin
by GenericUser9898 January 28, 2023
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