ball shifter

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.

They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

by Mr Ball Shifter May 5, 2018

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018

Straight Shift

Another phrase for manual transmission.

His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift

by James Benito March 11, 2018

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked

He is my body shifter

by David Townhill March 18, 2019

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.

Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.

by 2pens1word July 11, 2019