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Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.
There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!
by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022
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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022
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Road rocket

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.
Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.
by CockGrinder69 April 9, 2022
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Road riders

People who have had sex/done sexual things in a moving vehicle (specifically one on the road)
Ex: cars, buses, motorcycles (if u can do it on a motorcycle you're just different)

This is not to be confused with the mile high club, this is for road vehicles.
A: Jessica and Cassie joined the road riders this weekend.

B: What do you mean?

A: They had sex in the car while Cassie was driving

B: Could be us
by Zelophine March 2, 2022
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Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
by koevoet November 10, 2020
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Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness
“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse
by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020
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