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Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
by Macag September 22, 2011
mugGet the Ring Dongmug.

ring singularity

Also known as a "rotating uncharged blackhole" or a "Kerr blackhole". One of the four possible solutions to Einstien's field equations for general relativity. Unlike a standard blackhole, which has a single point singularity, a ring singularity is ring shaped because the blackhole is rotating. Any object that has spin and collapses into a blackhole would turn into a ring singularity.

Ring singularities are known to be of special interest because of the unusual phenomenons that occur near the singularity, that would not occur at a single point singularity. The structure of the rotating blackhole is different.

In a rotating blackhole, the outer layer is called the ergoshpere, which is shaped like a ovaloid. There are also two event horizons, the outer event horizon is taurus shaped. The outer event horizon acts like that of the event horizon found in a non-rotating blackhole. However the inner event horizon is different. Inside the inner event horizon space and time start acting normal again.

The real interesting part is about the ring singularity at the center. The edges of the ring singularity act like a singularity found in any non-rotating blackhole. However the central region inside of the ring according to physicists acts like either a portal to another universe, a wormhole, or both.

Majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity. This is because all objects in the universe have some amount spin, including stars that collapse into a blackhole.
A ring singularity could act like a portal. Also, majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity.
by MST3K I like August 30, 2022
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Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)
Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it
by LittleCC November 4, 2021
mugGet the Wok ringmug.

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 24, 2011
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Midwest meat heist ring

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 5, 2022
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Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.
Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!
by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012
mugGet the Ring Racemug.

Fish Ring

Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.

Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.
By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring
by Bingus12345 November 13, 2021
mugGet the Fish Ringmug.

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